Hey Blogfans,

I know it seemed like I was going to back to writing blog entries again and then it seemed like I just stopped inexplicably but i really havent had time. Apparently the 7 minuets it takes to write about my favorite type of apple or the intricacies of my last haircut just doesn’t mesh with my new schedule of staying up until 8 in the morning for no reason and then sleeping until 4 the next day (just in time for work).
I have always had trouble sleeping at night so I know that when my schedule gets seriously ffd I have to skip a night of sleep entirely (which I just did) in the hope that I will then pass out from exhaustion some time before 5am the next day.
The trouble is of course that you can’t fall asleep just anytime before 5am and expect to be back on track, in fact if you fall asleep any time before 11pm you run the serious risk of waking up at an awkward time like 4:30am and not being able to fall asleep again.
This is where I am at right now in trying to stay awake for another 10+ hours to hopefully grab the reigns and be able to accomplish things during the day again.
This whole sleeping thing wouldn’t be a problem at all if I was one of those productive sleep disorder people who accomplish tons of shit in their private nighttime worlds but instead I seem to be one of those sleep disorder people who just sits there drunkenly watching movies or worse late night television. I shouldn’t mock late night television there is some good stuff on.

TOP LATE NIGHT TELEVISION SHOWS

1. K1 Kickboxing: Want to see a 145 pound Tai-Boxing Champion face a 600 pound sumo wrestler? ME TOO! its like Bloodsport has come to life right here in japan.
2. BET Uncut: All southern hip hop videos all the time and 90% of the “uncut” videos take place in a strip club. I don’t even like massive girl asses as much as the artists profess to but it is still cool just to watch the rappers and there entourage point at the huge assed strippers like “check out how much money we spend looking at huge asses- no ass can possibly be big enough for our crew not to enjoy”.
3. TLC top ten: I don’t know who is in charge of deciding what the top ten tanks are in history, it seems kind of subjective but i still like it.
4. MythBusters: if ben and I had a show…
5. Fear Factor: Shameless, last night they were pushed over a cliff in bulldozers

TOP WORST LATE NIGHT TELEVISION SHOWS

1. Sex Toys and Chocolate: I have yet to encounter a guest on this show I don’t want to punch. (girls included)


Ok so it is almost 4 now and since I have been awake for 30+ hours I am obviously tired but at least I have avoided any napping and will soon have exciting dinner to kill time
My stay awake timeline looks something like this:

4-4:20 finish blog entry
4:30 eat dinner
5:00 doctor appt
5:30 walk around
7:00 value village
9:00 see Munich at Bloor cinema
11:30 drink delicious sleep medicine
12:30 GOOD NIGHT !!!!!

This won’t be the most exciting day ever and is also kind of solitary but in the end it is more important to get my sleep schedule back in order than to have an entertaining Thursday.

I will be well rested tomorrow and hopefully will be able to produce a blog entry that is more readable

Luke