Last night I was sitting on my porch having a beer (ok a waterglass full of raspberry vodka that was leftover from saturday) and a guy walked by and stopped to put on a sweater in front of our place and he was like "man it is cold out here" and I was like "I know" and then he goes "oh well I will probably be ok with this sweater.... at least until winter" and I go "yeah no kidding I think we are going to have a cold one" and then he walked away.

Now at the time I was thinking that he was just making conversation but now I think that he may of been trying to ask me for some warm clothes.
I have like 25 sweaters/jackets/polar fleece things that I would have given the guy if I wasn't so vodkad up and had caught on to were he was going with the conversation and I am a little pissed that I missed the opportunity to so easily help someone in need.
I guess in fairness we all cant help everyone all of the time but what I really want to ask my blog readers is:

IS THIS THE TYPE OF ERROR YOU WANT TO MAKE WHEN THE FREAKING SUPER 7 LOTTERY JACKPOT IS SITTING AT 25 MILLION FREAKING DOLLARS?????!!!!

ORIGINALLY THIS WEEK I WAS FEELING SOME ALL TIME GOOD KARMA AND NOW I MIGHT AS WELL NOT EVEN BUY A TICKET.

It just goes to show that drinking and lottery winning don't mix (until after you have already won the lottery at which point they mix BIG-TIME)

I will try to go out and fire off some major-league do-gooding before fridays draw but it is pretty clear that I already missed my chance.