happy new years 2005 blog fans!!!!

I don't know about you but I have a great feeling about 2005 BIG TIME!!!!
I am going to go ahead and call 2004 the best year ever but there is always room for improvement even over an all round kick-ass-like-crazy year like 2004.
In order for this to happen I will have to overcome a couple of small obstacles but that should be no problem.

SMALL OBSTACLES TO 2005 DROP-KICKING ASS LIKE CRAZY

1. I will be turning 30 in 2005: They have these awesome 2000 square foot 60th floor party suites with a fridge and a balcony (like they had on apprentice season 1) that you can rent in Toronto and I think that to appropraitly celebrate my 30th birthday I am going to splurge and rent the highest one I can find...



and then jump off of it
I cant even begin to tell you how much it is going to suck to turn 30 (and it will suck I don't buy this 30 is the new 20 crap for second #1) It is bad enough that my whole body hurts every day and that I have visible wrinkles and that I have upwards of 40 grey hairs at any one time and that I have lived half of my life (do the math and then subtract the standard 25 years for massive alcohol abuse ) but now I have to tell people that I am 30. Try it...

"hey there random successful person who is younger than me/girl who was born after I learned how to do algebra, I am 30"

anyway now that I am (or will soon be) in my thirties some would or have suggested that I can take consolation in the fact that of people who are in their thirties I am in the youngest category (30) this is ok but also like being the best team in div II or the prettiest girl at fat camp (OK OK that was not cool and very uncalled for I apologize to anyone who is even remotely overweight (esp my brother) and I am clearly just lashing out at cliche targets because I am upset about turning 30 I am sorry) what I am offensively trying to say is that being happy about being thirty because I am not yet 38 is a false dichotomy and also I demand the right to be pissed off about my age.

OK I am clearly enraged so I am going to take a break b4 sharing the other small obstacles to 2005 being the best year ever. I am going to utilize this break to remove the full name of one of my friends from this blog for professional reasons. the fact that I even have friends with these concerns is not making me feel younger