I really like baseball but obviously I am two busy to follow it regularly. This is a big problem this time of year because other dudes will come up to me and say shit like
"Do you think the Cubs can come back?".
And I am like "maybe.... I guess it depends if the bullpen can hold" because I would feel queer saying "Actually I don't even know who the freaking cubs are playing and I certainly couldn't tell you a single member of their bullpen..." (no offence to baseball loving homosexuals)

I have actually been watching this year because it is one of the best baseball seasons in a while and also baseball is a great way for the unemployed gentleman to kill 3 hours.

Tonight I am going to watch the ALCS game 7 just in case some cool shit happens so I can talk about it.