I am not kidding here are the 3 jobs I am going to look into today.

1. CEO assistant- as advertised in NOW magazine? I think this might be the kind of assistant who picks up dry cleaning a lot

2. MRS Professional- For you non-industry folks that stands for Medical Research Subject and if anyone can show me a better way to make $900 in one weekend I would like to see it.
I hope the give me super-vision and specifically I hope that if they are testing the super-vision (thats SUPER VISION as in seeing really good, as opposed to supervision as in watching stuff)
pills that I am not in the placebo group (unless the placebo effect makes me have super-vision too)

3. Model at a huge queen st lingerie store- I think I would have to stand in thier window on saturdays wearing mens lingerie. I can think of no downside to this other than my sister walking bye which admittingly would be a pretty big downside.


Wish me luck