HEY EVERYONE!!! THIS POST IS JUST AS GROSS AS THE LAST ONE SO DON'T READ IT.

OK so I posted a story from my residence that happened like 8 years ago and involves several people shitting in plastic bags 4 hours ago and I already have 3 complaints that this story is disgusting and one person who is surprised at how gross I am.

First of all I need to stress that this was 8 years ago and it is not like I am running around shitting in plastic bags NOW so really this person should be surprised at how gross I WAS as in WAS THEN AND NOT CURRENTLY. And really, should they be that surprised even? If I am a horribly immature 28 year old then chances are that I wasn't very mature as a 20 year old either.

Second of all I put a warning at the top of the story telling people not to keep reading if they didn't want to hear my shit in a plastic bag story and yet they read on anyway. This means that they found my particular shit in a plastic bag story grosser than they had anticipated when they kept reading beyond my warning. I defy you to produce a shit in a plastic bag story that is not disgusting* and yet I am getting flack for grossing out people who I specifically warned of what was coming.

For the Record the Post directly after this one does contain a story involving the aforementioned shit in a plastic bag. Please don't read it if you (quite reasonably) expect that this might gross you out.



*TOP STORY TITLES INVOLVING SHIT IN A PLASTIC BAG THAT MIGHT NOT BE DISGUSTING

1. 500 puppies go poo-poo in plastic: Awww they are shitting in their little baggies

2. The Life of Pi: I cant remember if the kid actually shits in a plastic bag but probably. This novel has way grosser stuff than that too and they cant stop heaping awards on it

3. Anna Karina (shits in a plastic bag)

4. Wuthering heights: "Damn Heathcliff the whole Moor smells like crap. "


This is why I don't want my Mom to read this blog.