Hey Blog Fans,

Well its thursday and I am one day away from waisting another week. Earlier in the week I was very enthusiastic about trying to get a job this week but here we are.

For the record I will now do anything for twenty dollars an hour.

Want me to tar your roof for 3 hours? That is $60.
Do you have 200 extra eggs that you wanted to throw at me for 2 hours? that is $40.
What if you wanted to punch me in the stomach continually both hands wimdmill style for a solid hour? WELL NO WAY!!!! (unless you have $20).

This does not include sex acts specifically gay sex acts.