Am I the only person in Toronto that doesn't want to go to the mega-concert tomorrow?
Nevermind that people are suggesting that the best way to get to this concert (which is supposed to promoting tourism in toronto ) is walking but I just dont feel any pull to attend.
TOP REASONS TO AVOID CONCERT
1. Phacilities: it is literally impossible to provide washroom phacilities for an event this large. there is no way. Even if the lineup to use the portable toilets isnt prohibitivly long (which it will be) I mostly try to avoid using toilets which have also been used by 12,000 sarsy 12 year olds.
2. Justin Timberlake will be there: Justin Timberlake will be there
3. 500,000 of the expected 600,000 fans will therefore be screaming 10 year old girls who have never heard of the rolling stones.
4. there will be tons of middle aged people there tring to dress cool.
5. mick jagger has been bugging me lately.
ok so there it is.
I wont be able to tell my children that I saw the rolling stones.
enjoy the concert.
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