Well the RSVPs for the party event of the summer are pouring in and apparently not everyone shares the pettigrew enthusiasm for track and field.

Specifically Chad Pacilli of the Windsor Division of super cool luke friends writes

"Speaking of c@ck chugging, whats with the track and field events? Hockey and Golf weekends are for men...track events = Tinkerbells

I will be there for the funneling event followed by the new "indoor shot put/ balcony toss/ sister macking" triathalon

PS. I now hate golf so I look forward to an activity free weekend"

Thanks Chad for confirming your attendance. I hope Vicky sees this sight and is offended by your pirate mouth and intentions of hitting on my married sister. I have been collecting tennis balls as the perfect projectile to through off my balcany at the nieghbouring goverment buildings so bring any extra crappy ones you might have.

Chad also writes even though he is happily dating our friend vicky...

"LMONEY (luke's nickname) what is up with this girl KATHERINE CORNETT? I have a girlfriend but she sounds awsome! I am specifically looking for a girl with medium to regular size boots who likes binge drinking as much as I do"

I dont know chad you apparently have a lot of competition going.