Ok so you wouldn't believe the response that I have been getting for the quasi personal ad I left at KATHERINE CORNETT'S request. let me share some highlights with you. ..

" I am very interested in the mention yesterday of KATHERINE CORNETT in your super-blog. I am over six feet tall and I never yell anything out of cars anymore. I understand you have had a lot of responses so I was also wondering if there is any way that I could sabotage my competitors by constantly barraging her with e-mail courting. I went to e-chisel.com but thier techniques arent aggressive enough for my purposes."

Thanks R.M. I will let you know. In the mean time lets look at the next response.

" I met KATHERINE CORNETT at a party last year and she seemed to be scared of me. In fairness I was super drunk and swaying like the ship in The Perfect Storm. I was wondering if there is any renewed hope for me now that it is apparently open season on KATHERINE CORNETT dating"

Thanks M. T. but i think she might still be scared of you. Lets check the next replies.

"I am of average if not taller than average height so there is no reason that I would not qualify to date KATHERINE CORNETT. I am in a relationship and not interested at this point but I just wanted to point out that I could be interested if I wanted to be as she designated "short guys" as a turn-off and not "guys of average to above average height"

"I also am seeing someone and I hate KATHERINE CORNETT when I am drunk. Do you think I am a good match?"

Clearly not but thanks to W.R. and D.E. for contributing to KATHERINE CORNETT'S growing dating dating pool. Lets see what else we have.

" My Blog sucks as compared to my twin brother's blog and it is really hard on me. If anyone has any suggestions on how to make my blog do more rocking and less sucking I would greatly appreciate it"

Thanks B.P. but we are trying to find a date for KATHERINE CORNETT today. (I apreciate that you wanted to take advantage of my blogs superior reach/frequency). Next...

"Hi I dont usually do this kind of thing but I was really intriqued by your mention of KATHERINE CORNETT. I just moved to the city and I don't have a lot of friends yet. I want to get back to dating (my fiance died 3 years ago) but my job as a speciallized emergency puppy/baby surgeon doesn't afford me a lot of free time. Whenever I do meet girls I think they think I would never go for them because I am so tall and I used to model" Sometimes I just want to meet a girl I can split 5 pictures of beer with at the pub after a long day of puppy surgery and then take a long moonlight walk with. Please forward this to KATHERINE CORNETT I eagerly await her response"

I feel for you K.G but as I said we have recieved a lot of responses and it is impossible for me to forward them all to KATHERINE CORNETT. Good luck with the babies and lets check on a more suitable response...

"THIS KATHERINE CORNETT GIRL SOUNDS LIKE JUST THE KIND OF GIRL I WOULD LIKE TO GET DOWN WITH AFTER RUGBY. GIVE ME SOME PLAY AND BURGERS AFTERWARDS!!!"

Thanks R.M. I will see what I can do.

And thank you to all of our respondants. I will keep you posted as to if we have any LOVE matches.