here is what Joel's friend Aaron had to say about Joel's Quadrathlon performance

"Ahh Joel, has he outgrown his habit of getting shit-faced and spanking
people yet? I was dissappointed with the results of his performance
too,
maybe if you added an eating competition..."

Thanks Aaron

I am permanently banned from any kind of consumption contests after my twin water drinking and hot sause eating disasters in first year but I think we might have some other competitors around here.