GOOD AFTERNOON SUPERBLOGLUKEFANS,
I am not doing a full party review because it was 4 freaking days ago. The party was fun though and a special thanks to those who brought gifts.
Also nobody managed to really offend my sister although I was a little scared when recently back from austrilia Brett Huether was talking to her. Also when Dean at one point seemed eager to talk to Jen and Bruce (my sisters husband- much respect on the bubba gift) I was a little sceptical as well.

Other Highlights:

- only two broken bottles so that is a new record although chad did shatter his beer bottle in explosive fashion by trying to break his fall with it coming in from the patio. On another note I kind of think it is funny if someone breaks a beer or two (esp if they really smoke it like Chilli) but I hate it when someone drops like a whole 26r of vodka or somthing like that (which ross does 75% of the time he is trying to make white russians at the end of the night) it is such a waste.

- After a slow start we did have a good ratio of Boys and Girls which always makes the party better even if most people seem to be paired off in our old age. (by most people I mean everyone except my guy friends who are going to be like the guys from FUBAR within 3 years.)

- Ben started his evening by drinking a colt 45 and then suprisingly was complaining about being over-drunk later (it works EVERY time- read the freaking label)

- Ross was talking to tons of girls in the 25 min before his pre-pass out stuper. I think he was laying some good FOUNDATION (his word not mine) for future relationships.....
forman 1: "who laid this foundation? the thing looks shitty as hell..."
forman 2: " no shit the foundation is off, this whole building is fucked!"

- As mentioned in the track recap, Andrew Swartz managed to avoid accedently impressing girls or god forbid scoring by taking his shirt off . I dont know why this bothers me so much but i think it is that swartz's modesty makes my aggressive vanity seem shallow somehow.

- Speaking of vanity, what is going on with girls no longer taking off thier heels when they are at a party at my place. I am at least 5'10 so I of course don't have a hieght complex but these girls are dwarfing me. Im not talking about Katherine Cornett wearing heels to go from 5'7 to 5'9. I am talking about Lyndsay wearing what must of been 6" heels to go from 5'9 to 6'3 or Maiga who is naturally 6' walking around at 6'5. TAKE OFF YOUR HEELS YOU ARE ALLREADY TALLER THAN ME. I don't mind Erica wearing her heels because when she is taller than me it looks less like she is walking around with one of her high school teachers.

- As was completly predictable some of my longer-term female friends spent at least part of the evening huddled together on the big couch looking devious. I susupect that they alternate b/t making fun of Ben and I but I may be optimistic in including Ben.

- I didn't smoke at all when my doctor sister was there and then proceeded to chain smoke 4 consecutive cigarettes the second she left.

- Mark, Knox and Stew were having a serious conversation about FASHION at the end of the night. As you can guess they were full of valuable insight and I will share with you a few gems...

" Like, some pants which some guys can pull off wearing and stuff, other guys shouldn't wear them"

" Differnet things look different on different dudes"

" Ben and Luke can wear Man-Pri pants because they are slender and kind of gay-looking anyway but at 6'8 and 280 pounds I probably couldn't get away with wearing them as much"

and it goes on like this.

- Huether is chubbier than me again. This will work out to be VERY GOOD TIMES for Luke. You just have to take my word for it but the key to keeping up with H with the "burns" is to have a trump card like him being slightly fatter than you. This will stop him cold temporarily becuase you dont want him to get rolling.

- Chad has access to state of the art lightwieght motors at his new engineering work. Did somebody say PROFESSIONAL ROBOT FIGHTING DESIGNER I think I am going to move to Windsor in october and devote myself to this as a full time.

- I think that Sandon and Sean have reached the watershed in calling people "NINJAS" and will now switch to calling people "SURGEONS" style junkies take note.

- It took me at least half the party before I could talk to Randy without imagining his horrible track and field performance and somehow transferring that spasticness to whatever he was doing at the time, like pouring a beer or smoking or somthing (amazing he got it ALL in the glass somehow!!). This is like when I play basketball with a bunch of scrubs and then when they are talking about stuff later I am suprised that the rest of thier lives aren't as lame as thier basketball game. could thier be more to life than basketball and athletic prowess? are these scrubs on to somthing?

- I know that Jen and Bruce are world travelers etc but what was up with Bruce's shirt. The best way I could describe it would be that it is a "samarie formal shirt" with an asian collar and toggles. I think Bruce needed to consult with the Irwin/Knox/Winsten fashion team for advice on wether or not he is one of the guys who can "pull off" wearing a samurie formal shirt. At the very least Jen is either responsible for pushing this shirt in a "it looks cute on you way" or for not censuring in a "we are not leaving the house with you wearing that" way. And bruce consistantly makes fun of me wearing man-pri pants.

- Lyndsay called at 2:30 in the morning to talk to us as she walked home because she lost her taxi mid-trip as she was TOO DRUNK TO OPERATE THE ATM MACHINE TO GET MONEY FOR IT. She also sounded bombed as hell so it was fun to talk to her for 10 min straight.
Lyndsay: "I am so drunk"
Luke: "no way I thought that you couldn't operate the ATM because it was designed by MENSA as a logic puzzle.
Lyndsay" "I am so drunk"

and it went on like this.



Anyway I guess this was kind of review like after all or just long enough to offend party goers who didn't get mentioned
Thanks to all who attended we had a great time. Sorry again to fans who didn't get any press. try to get drunker and embarress yourself more next time.