Tuesday, December 05, 2006

because you care

Reader mail I am 60% sure is mocking me but just in case I will answer...

"Can you please fill us in on what's going on with a) your love life b) the love lives of your ex-girlfriends c) why you needed bloodwork done? Also, can you please tell me how one goes about getting a play into the Fringe."

a) my bartending schedule seems to preclude me from serious dating.
b) (in reverse chronological order from the present) erica is single although i am sure she would be dating if she didn't work 90hrs a week (seriously that is how much she works) . lyndsay is living in london eng dating ben (not my brother) i am assuming that they will be engaged soon. Amy is married and living in toronto(?) Kate is divorced and living in other london. karly is divorced. I only listed the oneyear plusers.
c)i seem to have an irregular heartbeat and also they are checking my liver just as a precaution for the more social gentleman. I have now put this off for about 2 months.

To my understanding the fringe is like a giant lottery. you give them a $500 deposit and put your name in the hat. your ability to recoup the $500 depends entirely on the tickets sold to your play but chances are you aren't going to get rich. I am mostly writing a play for the fringe so that I can say I am a playwrite to my tables but also so my actor friend byron can get famous.
I should probably get started my director friend says that writing a play can be difficult

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Thank you for your response. That was a very helpful update. Please get the bloodwork done. As a public figure (blog, server, playright, mendicant) you need to look to your health.

Anonymous said...

i think i went to the same high school as you...but you were older...i remember you as being cute...so youre not dating anyone now...have your eye on anyone special? where is the duke of york?

Anonymous said...

I wonder if you would like to write a play about me and my experiances on the street. My friend Suge and I have had quite the time. We post our profiles on myspace and then sleep with the girls who respond to us, filming it for our internet site - www.meandsuge.com Anyway homey, laterz

Anonymous said...

Are there one-act plays at the Fringe?

Anonymous said...

hahahahahahahaha...omg my stomach hurts! Did you see his profile SONG? Is he serious or do you think he's joking a la J-Roc?

Miranda

Anonymous said...

They say you can see fairies if you take a blade of grass and make it into a circle that you then look through. I have been having bad dreams lately filled with ghosts.

Anonymous said...

Write more kind sir. It is like there is a door in my heart and ou have the key.

Anonymous said...

Hey Luke,

I'm reminding you to also check out SummerWorks as it may be easier to get in than Fringe (if you have sweet skills). www.summerworks.ca

Also, don't forget about combining Duke's New Years with Duke's Nano Dating. What could be a better format for nano-dating that 11:55 on December 31st? Think about it.