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Hey everyone

December is almost here which means fall is probably over which means this would be a good time to reflect on everything I have accomplished this autumn season.....


hmmmm......




DONE! and I have officially accomplished nothing in the past 50 days.
on the right that's me making a "zero" sign with my hand to signify how much I have accomplished for the non-reading fans. I allways crap the bed on the fall my mother thinks I have seasonal affective disorder which sounds better than the alternatives (loser etc) so I will take it. I am still in bed and it is 4pm so i dont think today is going to be a winner either. I have allready met my apparent doing stuff quota by watching 3 battlestar galactica episodes and going out to buy grilled cheese sandwiches.

as a side note I am not sure which battlestar galactica character I most resemble. It used to be slam dunk Apollo but then the guy (I forget his name rsomthing) who was a pro at their made up sport shows up on occupied caprica and I thought I was more like him especially after he kicked tons of ass and then instantly did it with starbuck in his downtime.
That was then but now he is married to starbuck (who cant talk without smiling) and also he might die and now Apollo has his own ship and sexy ensign dualla(sp?) so I guess Apollo it is.




starbuck aka katee sackhoff can even smiletalk when cornered by science fiction nerds -I smell an Emmy.





Since I apparently cant think of one positive thing I have done for myself or others this fall season perhaps I would be better reviewing for myself, the 4 people who read this regularly, and the other 15 nerds/preteens who will stumble here accidently with searches like "starbuck +ass +naked", -start again- perhaps I would be better reviewing for myself and extended readership the things I was supposed to accomplish this fall and failed to.

actually I just put that starbuck +ass +naked search exactly into google and this guys blog popped up because I guess he was "buck-ass naked" at starbucks and I think maybe that because "buck" showed up twice his entry jumped the queue and nobody knows how google works so it is possible.
anyway his blog was self-indulgent in a way that makes my aggressively self -indulgent blog seem like a mathematic proof that solves sadness so I didn't read much but please check out the top line (remember this is what he wants you to read first every time you open his blog)
here verbatim


I'm angry.
I'm angry at my ex.
I'm angry at the boy I like.
I'm angry at the worried wells.
I'm angry at the mods.
I'm angry at other HIV people who can only see the negative.
I'm angry at the world.
Most of all I'm angry with myself.

yes I get that he has hiv and that does freaking suck but did you see that he is angry at the other hiv people who can only see the negative???? Who is he hanging around that can catch more of the negative than this angry guy? He is angry at the mods and they don't even exist any more...


everytime I think I have sucsessfully produced the worlds crappiest blog I come across something like this but once again the guy is probably using the blog as a therapy tool which would make sense and since I don't have aids I should probably shut up now...






WATCH OUT MODS!!!! when Joe is done exposing himself at starbucks he is going to travel back in time to be pissed off at you.


ok now.


I believe what we were discussing (we being the 5 of us who read my blog and the sci-fi masturbaters who stumbled here accidently after I wrote "starbuck" twice in one entry. ) What I believe we were discussing is things I failed to accomplish this fall despite zer0 evidence of competing responsibilities


THINGS I FAILED TO ACCOMPLISH THIS FALL

1. Regular blog entries but you already knew that

2. Exercise and the worst part is Ben somehow seems to be exercising more. I think he is doing two a days now while I have worked out exactly once in the last 20 days. What a freaking jerk.

3. Blood test . Well no need to jump the gun on that one I am feeling faint just thinking about it.

4. Creative pursuits I have barely written any plays for byron which means we are closer to missing the fringe deadline again. If I don't remember to write a play soon I am going to have to stop telling everyone that I am a playwrite altogether. That wasn't even the plan I was supposed to be drawing cartoons and stuff and while I did do a pretty kick ass poster for the Wayside Ramblers. I cant help but think I should probably have done more than 2 hours of drawing in 50 days.







you might not know the band yet but it looks just like them so I am a good drawer...










3B. Making wall posters for amber and nigel all they want is semi-offensive posters for their master bedroom and I cant pull that together. I haven't even started.

4. Getting my toothbrush back you remember from my east coast trip blog entry that I lost the charger to my awesome toothbrush. Of course you don't because I never finished that entry lets try that again.

4. Finishing my east coast trip blog entry I probably forgot everything by now anyway and truthfully a good majority of the events were pretty blurry at the time also so I think this one might be left for good.

5. Getting my toothbrush back actually the charger and the hotel said they were going to send it but they never did. What are they going to do with a toothbrush charger? I have been brushing my teeth just with regular technology like im a POW or something.

6. Also the drycleaners out there owes me a shirt so they give my kickass $100 dress shirt to some dude and suprisingly he doesn't return their calls about bringing it back. They owe me a shirt but I have to track down their number and it was almost 4 months ago now. This is the east coast drycleaner not the tailor/drycleaner I exposed myself too.

7. Passport no I don't have a passport and I need one to go to Brendan and tashas wedding so I guess I should start now

8. reading you know I still list "reading" as one of my interests which is suspect because I haven't read a book in over a month despite spending unprecedented amounts of time in bed doing nothing. I am now skipping longer magazine articles.

9. gotten more duke events off the ground. trivia is going great but kareoke, nano dating, and lounge Sundays are still in prelim. Nano dating will probably revolutionize dating in Toronto as we know it so I should probably start with that one if for nothing else the happiness I could spread throughout the city.

10. Helping my dad at the one of a kind show

actually I should probably do that right now so take it easy I have to go . Congratulations radom blog entry!! you have inspired me to do somthing