OK so I haven't written a good blog entry in like 2 months but I have been working so much I have no time.
Would you believe that I am in the middle of what could potentially be 27 straight days of work?
THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE SOMETHING THAT LUKE WANTS TO DO.
not only that but I am going to miss most of if not all of the Duke customer appreciation night tonight which is like the best night in the world.

Oh Well at least I am making lots of money... HEY WAIT I AM HARDLY MAKING ANY MONEY!!!!
PLUS WHEN YOU FACTOR IN ALL OF THE FREE BEER AND DELICIOUS FOOD I AM MISSING OUT ON TONIGHT IT IS ALMOST LIKE I AM LOSING MONEY!!!

WHAT THE FUCK????

Ok anyway I will be alright. Today I will be standing in a b_st buy for 6 hours trying to entice customers to sign up for T_l_s cell phone services or to buy t_l_s cell phones or something. I am am a little concerned that I don't know anything about what I am supposed to be selling but mostly I am concerned about the fact that I haven't had a haircut in 4 months and I probably wont be able wear a toque. The obvious solution is to wear a Santa-style hat and this was actually suggested in our training session as a way to inject Christmas spirit into our whore-like customer grabbing but I am not really sure that this is the way I want to go.

Level one degrading: Being in a b_st-buy.
Level two degrading: Being in a b_st-buy selling cellular telephone packages
Level three degrading: Being in a b_st-buy selling cellular telephone packages while wearing a T_l_s T-shirt
Level four degrading: Being in a b_st-buy selling cellular telephone packages while wearing a T_l_s T-shirt and a Santa Clause Hat.

As you can see I would be needlessly jumping from Level 3 to Level 4 where as I wouldn't have thought initially that it was possible to go beyond level 2.


The good news is that my other job is turning out to be a lot of fun and I am actually pretty good at it. Perhaps next I will try to find a job I am good at that pays over $10 per hour.