Today instead of doing productive stuff I was watching the MTV Europe Music Awards.
The location was endinborough Scotland so the show featured (hosts) Vin Diesel in a leather kilt and Xtina Aguilara speaking in a terrible Scottish accent. Christina didn't just do this on occasion for effect but rather kept it up for the duration of the show turning my mildly annoying semi-hung over Friday afternoon into a all out head-explodeathon.
I dont know why I kept watching (like T.A.T.U was going to magically pop out and then host the rest of the show while simutaniously making out) and I certainly don't know why I watched Russell Crowe on Oprah after. MAN DO I HATE RUSSELL CROWE he is like "look at me everybody! I am in a shitty band" and "In my spare time I put on gay looking cowboy clothes and hang out on my massive ranch"
And then Oprah is like "sell your soul to me Russell Crowe, and I will somehow make you look like a normal person instead of a sell-absorbed jag-off"

I think what is most annoying is that this fairly shitty actor (save for L.A. Confidential and The Insider) has somehow become super famous and then says stuff like "acting is just what I do to pay the bills... Really im a musician" FUCK OFF!!!! YOU TOO BILLY BOB THORTON your band sucks even worse (don't even get me started on Keanu "Matrix 3 sucks ass" Reeves band.)