AVERAGE JOE SEASON 2 FEATURING LUKE'S SINGLE FRIENDS...

Setting: it is the first night in the bachelor mansion. the singles have just met Malena, the object of their affection. The idea is that the bachelors are to gather around the pool and have fun and drinks while casually getting to know Malena. We join the action mid conversation...

Malena: so the hooker is being picked up by the props...

Ross from Grimsby: NO NO the hooker has his arm around both props but he is pushing too and then he tries to win the ball with his feet. Do you play Rugby?

Malena: No

Mark from Grimsby (cutting in): Hey Malena ITS YOUR TURN ON THE BEER-FUNNEL!!!!

Malena: Um I don't really funnel beers

Mark: DON'T BE SUCH A FUCKING WIMP!!!! I WILL GO AGAIN ON THIS ONE BUT YOU'RE NEXT!!!

Malena: I just don't want to funnel

Adam from Grimsby: I know what you mean DUFFMAN doesn't like to funnel DUFF either...

Malena: where did you get that costume? Never Mind who are you?

Will from Dundas: I am Will. You didn't notice me because I am keeping a low profile.

Malena: Oh

Will: That means I don't go out of my way to try to get girls it is just an easier life philosophy. Of course we could still make out in the Laundry Room if you want...

Ben from Grimsby: No Fucking Way I already put tea-candles in there... say Malena did you know that I graduated from UofT Law?

Ian from Grimsby: Crap Ben is starting in on Malena, Ross, Mark a quick pink-belly session should diffuse his momentum

Mark and Ross: Check! we were going to do that anyway.

Malena: Ok I think I will leave this group for a while. I am supposed to have a 5 min private talk with one of the bachelors... is Andrew Swartz here???

Producer 1: He is on his way back...
Producer 2: We caught him trying to go over the perimeter fence, good thing we put up the barb wire....

Malena: Hey Andrew I find you really good looking. I am also into the Cross-Fit exercise program.

Andrew from Pickering: Us having something in common terrifies me somehow. See you later sport

Malena: did you just punch me in the arm?

Matt from Windsor: You think that hurts? WHACK (hits her in back with pool chair) HA HA JACKASS!!!

Malena: OOOOOW my back why are you guys beating me up? I think I have a concussion... it looks like Matt is swaying violently back and forth.

Katherine from Toronto: Thats no concussion. say you have had a rough night. Why don't I run a bath for you are we can talk about how crappy boys are

Malena: That sounds nice HEY how did you get on the show!.

Katherine: I am not bi-sexual but that doesn't mean girls cant kiss sometimes esp if they only ever meet loser guys.

Malena: you didn't answer my question

Randy from Toronto (not actually single): OK so where is this hot girl on girl action going down?

Mark: HOW ABOUT A LESBIAN BEER FUNNELING CONTEST.

Malena: I have had about enough of this

Adam and Ben simultaniously: Me TOO lets go for a walk....

Malena: I am leaving... What the... who is passed out on my coat?

Ross: GRIND....... GRIND...... GRIND.......




And it would go on like this.