Well I went to the doctor yesterday and he explained to me that my left ear hurts because of a hard buildup of wax inside of it.
Thats kind of gross.

Our earwax removal stratagy is to soften the wax with baby oil over the weekend and then he will flush it out on monday by injecting a syringe full of water into my ear canal.
That is also kind of gross.

I am supposed to use "a few drops of oil in my ear before sleeping"
I dont think my doctor anticipated how drunk I would be when attempting to carfulley administer the drops last night and I woke up this morning covered in baby-oil (if I had a nickel...).

Stay tuned and I will let you know how the flushing goes on monday!