Hey Blog Fans!!!

As you know this blog is super popular and as such I get tons of feedback mail. Today I would like to answer some of your more common correspondence.


"dear LukeWorld

what is going on with that KATHERINE CORNETTE dating contest???? I would have a hard time believing that such an eligible female is still on the market.... perhaps we need to solicit more dude responces.
Please let me know how we can shift attn back onto the contest. "




LW: thanks KC from toronto but apparently KATHERINE CORNETTE wasn't impressed with the initial round of responses so she doesnt get a second chance for now.

"Dear Lukeworld,

Yur speling and grammer suck all kinds of ass. Wy the fuck cant you spell shit good?"

LW: Thanks Mom, and lots of people agree that I have basic writing problems. some people think that there might be a genitic component.

" Dear LukeWorld,

I have been secretly following you around for the last 10 years and slipping "do and say innapropriate things" serum into your beer when you wernt looking. all of the stupid and innapropriate things you have done and said while drunk are actually my fault."

LW: That explains a LOT!!!!! I had thought that I might be a bad drunk or somthing!!!

"Dear Lukeworld,

Dont you think that like holding hands and other public displays of attection are actually super-cool and that people should do these things like as much as possible? "



LW: thanks for sharing E.T. from toronto but sometimes I think public affection makes the people around me uncomfortable.

"Dear LukeWorld,

What exactly makes your blog so funny and interesting? How can I make my blog suck less ass and start rocking like yours?"


LW: Thanks B.P. from toronto but I think kick-ass blog writing is just somthing that you are born with - or I should say something that you are born with and then nutured slightly differently from your identicle twin brother using the 25-40% of development that scientists say occurs independently of genetic pre-disposition. try to follow my blog as closlely as possible and maybe some blog kick-assedness will rub off

Ok so mabye I will put in some more letters next week....