HAPPY BIRTHDAY SWARTZ!!!!!

on saturday we went to beautiful pickering ontario for andrew swartz's suprise 28th birthday party. this was a kick-ass event.

Highlight Include:

1. There is parties that are stacked with food and then there are parties that are STACKED WITH FOOD. In retrospect it was a mistake to eat anything after wednesday, and I certainly didn't need the meal I ate right before coming but with this in mind and also the fact that I was agressivly cranking beers all night I still managed to put down about 4000 swartz food calories. I think Mark was somewhere in the high 7000 calorie range.

2. Andy's parents were nice enough to put up pictures of him from his childhood specifically focusing on the awkward adolesence period (for andy ages 11-24). in one picture 11 andy looks remarkably in size and haircut like luke right now.

3. Speaking of people were alternatly complimenting or making fun of my coupe bizarre super-haircut. I really just like the attention so I will take either.

4. For about 35 entertaining min. we were trading embarressing Andy stories with his pickering friends. WOW I thought I had some good ones.

5. I am supposed to be a nice guy but for the second weekend in a row I have gathered a significant portion of my entertainment from freaking out my friends by talking to thier little sisters. they kind of get this face like "i know that luke wouldn't touch my sister but it does seem like they are getting along kind of well and..."
Thanks to Lyndsay Tageney and Sarah Swartz for playing along.

6. I hope that andy's parents took advantage of drunk-luke being an expert on everthing to ask him important life questions. I have to stop assuming that everyone is as drunk as I am and wants to hear me ramble on about whichever.



Anyway I had a lot of fun so thanks again to Mr. and Mrs. Swartz. Also thanks to Andy for driving me home at 6:30 the next morning.