Ok so there are a few reasons that I dont really like to drink alchohol untill later in the evening but one of the main ones is that the later time slot limits the number of goods and services available for purchase.
For example, if I was sitting around the duke at say 1:30 am with friends and we started to talk about how cool it would be if say i was to have corn-rows braided into my hair (my hair is getting long) well then that would be ok because there just wouldn't be any way for me to get corn-rows no matter how drunk I happened to be or how cool anyone thought it would be If I had corn-rows (very related).

However, if we were to replay the same exact situation but changed the time to say 3:00 PM then we would have a problem because now there are several places within a short trip from our place which would concievably braid my hair into corn-rows which are still open.

What I am trying to say is that we were kind of drunk and bored after moving yesterday and now i have corn-rows.

I look super-cool

INFORMATION ABOUT LUKES CORN-ROWS

1. i look super cool: no amount of making fun of me (thank you swartz and fry) will change my opinion
2. i do not think I look at all gay or wanksterish: i do think I look kind of like Jarod Leto in Panic Room
3. I technically don't have corn-rows but rather flat braids: they are kind of like a wider, reverse corn-row and are popular with whiter gentlemen.
4. my stylest says that these corn-rows (technically flat braids) will only last a couple days but if I grow my hair for another month it will be long enough for semi-permanant ones (!!!!)
5. getting you hair braided into corn-rows or flat-braids or whatever freaking kills: imagine someone pulling your hair as hard as they can.
6. it is particualy painfull around the sides and back: try pulling really hard on the hair just above your ears. good now repeat every .4 seconds for 1 hour.
7. e-mail me if you want a picture at lukepettigrew@yahoo.ca: I have no idea how to post pictures in this blog so e-mail me if you know how to do that.

thanks