ok so how many pints of beer would you suggest is an appropriate number to consume between 12:30 and last call if you had to get up at 6:25 to go for a 10 k run with a potential employer?

If you said anything less than 4 than please go to www.dennylim.blogspot.com

also how many cigatettes would you smoke in this time period considering you are in subpar shape allready and not sure if you can finish a 10k?

15? good answer!!!



anyway apparently I am addicted to screwing up (also to booze and cigarettes) but luckily the 10k was cancelled allowing me the oppertunity to procceed right to the job interview which I wasn't prepared for.

Best job interview question:

Interviewer: please take this paper-clip and in 1 min I want you to pretend it is anything you want it to be and sell its virtues
to me....

me: pretend it is anything I want? THAT IS TOO MUCH CHOICE!!! my desicion making skill are so fucked it takes me 15 min to decide what kind of raisons I want to buy to go with my oatmeal (thompson california raisons- delicous) and I am supposed to decide what to make this paper clip be out of a choice of everything.

Interviewer: do you have pink eye in both eyes?

me: no I just really tied one on last night... have you ever heard of the century club?


of course this is only for a part time work at low pay but at least concievably it will be nice to be employed again.