Whats up canada day weekend blog fans,

We are going to adams cottage for the weekend so if I don't die from alchohol poisening I will talk to you all on Tuesday.
The cottage should be allright although we may be a little short on girls which of course I don't care about but it makes it a little tricky for the girls who are there who don't want to spend the entire weekend discussing the ramifications of the NBA draft....

Drunk Mark: I (having seen Cris Bosch play twice) think that Bosch should butress our frontline but I am a little worried about his desicion making on help defence

Drunk Luke: I agree! (having seen Chris Bosch play once and several highlights) but I am more concerned with his ability to create his own shot.

Drunk Ben: (never having seen Chris Bosch play) ARE YOU GUYS INSANE??? Chris Bosch is an excellent help defender and shot creater. My main concern is his psych profile...

and it of course goes on like this all weekend.

also it will be a little tricky for the single girls who are there to defend agaist the attentions of the single guys including mark "the ben slayer" Irwin, Ross "styrofoam foundation" Matheson, and Andrew "hard to get" Swartz.
*** Warning to single girls----- just because ben looks like a slightly chubbier version of luke does NOT mean it is a good idea to make out with him---- *****

This cottage weekend will also feature two horn shaped beer funnels so goodbye stop-watched based funneling competition and hello head to head death matches!!!

rankings for funneling speed.

Luke Pettigrew: still the fastest baby! Erica is going to be SO impressed
Ben Pettigrew: close only counts in horseshoes and non competitive drinking games
Mark Irwin: powerfully fast somtimes I admit I am worried
Aaron Fry: pretty fast I dont have a clocking on him yet
Adam Tomilinson: fast but will injure his IT band funneling somehow
Ross Matheson: lacks confidence but gay rugby experience will help
Andrew Swartz: will screw this up somehow
Cam Niel: funnels slightly faster than Bens regular drinking speed.
Brendan MacQueen (yes we call him BMAC): fast but sickly small body does not actually hold a full beers volume.

HMMMM mabye if I can accuratley rate my friends based on beer funnelling speed it is time to find a new peer group...