WELCOME TO CANADA SHINEY!!!
ok so Ben from austrilia via greece who Lyndsay met and fell in love with on vacation (everbody knows that vacation relationships are the most stable of all relationships) is finally coming to Toronto to visit Lyndsay after 3 long weeks of seperation. Ben is not to be confused with Big Ben my chubby brother.
Just so we are all clear we cant have two Bens so new Ben will be refered to as "Shiney Ben" and old Ben will be refered to as "Crappy Ben". I know what you are thinking "the bens cancel each other out and are now redundant" and I agree with you so "CRAPPY" and "SHINEY" it is.
I have chosen "crappy" over "chubby" which might seem like the more obvious designation for my genetically identical brother because I don't know how chubby shiney is and I have a sneaking fealing that he is in for some major weight gain between new cottage eating and Lyndsay's mom cooking wich is delicous.
We are all eager to meet this guy but I think that Lyndsay will be keeping him in hiding untill he is comfortable here in T. plus he will be in need for some major re-assuring after meeting her good looking x-boyfriend. Just kidding Ben welcome to out exciting little Toronto world. The best cure for a hangover is rest and vitamin B.
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