If I died from taking two much effidrine in preperation for an ameture 4 event decathlon in which I am competing against my friends that would be unfortunate but also very predictable in terms of falling in line with a way I am likely to die.

Top Brushes With Death.

1. First year water drinking Contest- nobody believes me but I really did feel like I was going to die and my sister who is a doctor told me people die all the time from drinking too much water.

2. Electrocution at Resteraunt.- I think working for 12 straight hours with no break probably contributed to me plugging a soaking wet plug into the resteraunt wall socket while soaking wet myself and standing in a pool of water. (on the positive side they did call me "Danger Boy" for the rest of the summer at the resteraunt) (that is also because I got bleach in my eye and had to wear an eye-patch for 2 weeks)

3. Living in Toronto Right Now.
Fuck SARS and West Nile did you know that a woman got her hands chopped off with a machete yesterday right here in toronto? Thats right BOTH OF THEM. Apparently the chopper lived near her and the other nieghbours they interviewed said the two women had had trouble before which makes sense because hands chopped off with a machete does sound like more of an "escalting violence" type of injury. On top of this a family is in quarintine right now in Wisconsin for MONKEY POX so it is probably just a matter of time before that is flying around the Bay Street corridor. MONKEY POX I don't even know what that is but it doesn't sound like something I want.