Monday, June 23, 2003

GOOD AFTERNOON SUMMER-BLOG FANS,

honestly this is the first day of the summer where I am like "man it is too hot out to look for a job today" hopefully there will be many more to come

Ok so my weekend was really fun and included:

seeing the hulk movie with ben and mark: all things considered I will give this movie "one thumb up" this means it was cool except I almost fell asleep at one point and what the hell was up with nick nolte giving a speech that sounded like his speech from blue chips and then turning into the energy monster at the end. mark also didn't paint himself green because it would have been too uncomfortable.

geting medium drunk at the pilot: this patio is fun i think if you have a larger crowd. we had a big crowd with almost everyone out with the exception of sandon, ryan, and this is not a gossip column.
also when we got out mark was tring to hulk-up and touch this banner which might have been 11 feet up and nobody could get it so I tried to get it by having mark throw me up at the same time I jumped like in "Owen Meaney" but unlike in "Owen Meany" I was drunk as hell and wearing sandels and landed on my knee (which still hurts).

Meeting Erica's sister: this was fun and we also got to meet in the super hetero-sexual environment of shopping for a bridemaid dress. when i was in the dress-store I wanted to start making fun of the other dudes in the store but then I would be like "oh-yeah I am also here in the dress store"
after settling on a bay-ice-blue dress with a medium train and a plunging back-line we went for lunch and I had french toast w/maple syrup and asst fruit which was delicous.

getting medium drunk on Julian's Patio: Sat was ok and Ben, Julian, Randy and I just chilled on Julians patio and talked about Randy's nerfing problem.

Going to Toronto Island for a pick-nick with Erica and her sister: Apparently one out of every 3 meals I have now is going to be in pick-nick form. Toronto Island was ok except I had to use the public washrooms. I think I got there right after the first annual "Sarsy Toronto 8 year olds pissing on the floor contest". Also despite being a loser myself by almost every possible marker, I apparently cant go to busy public places anymore without feeling sorry for almost everyone I walk by in a "I cant imagin how boring your life must be" kind of way. We also walked down with Julian and ran into Will and this is not a gossip column. W I think I saw someone's eyes light up when we said we were going on a pick-nic so if you are not allready currently on a picknik then I definitly forsee one in your future. Our pick-nik featured an array of delicous Whole Foods products including blackened Chicken Sandwiches, Potato salad, and asst friut containers.

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